WHOA. What is this really?
But ……….. would I look like a fool if I said this is kinda …….. good? I mean, I’m not gonna go nuts over it .. the concept is entirely lame BUT … I don’t know … lol .. the melody and smoothness has me saying .. okaaaaay bust that nut all up in my gut!
*smh*
This mugshot is pure hilarity 
SMH! The story is ==> here <==
This picture pisses me off more than the beating. Is that wrong? I don’t really care. It’s the truth.
Funny, on point, relevant and perceptive.
I’m laughing SO hard right now. The cake is ridiculously fucked up.
I tip my hat off to Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger for providing their 14 year-old daughter Ireland with this lovely cake.
Looks good doesn’t it? What’s better than a slice of Wayne’s mouth bling or perhaps his black licorice dreds? Personally, I want the forehead tattoo piece, tyvm. WEEZY!
What’s even funnier … this cake looks more like a Loc’d up Affion Crockett:
I sent out my resume to a prospective employer for a personal assistant/office administration position. After reading this email I’m almost certain you will feel how I feel .. he wants more of a “personal assistant” than an office administrator. It’s not really in my field but beggers can’t be choosers. I’m mixing it up as far as where my resume goes BUT …. this is just out of hand. There are SO many red flags and problems with this email (which I bolded). Clearly, I have no plans to respond. All feedback is MUCH appreciated and welcomed – lol:
Thanks for your application — I wanted to provide a few more details regarding the position. I am essentially looking for someone who can join my home-based business on a part-time basis, and provide administrative / personal assistance on a wide range of activities, including filing, paper-work, marketing assistance (concept, design, modeling, etc.). The selected candidate would be working out of the Mississauga area near Dixie and Dundas, where my home-office is located. Schedule is flexible or can be flexible, and part-time hours are also available. Desired candidate should be very personable, outgoing, flexible, etc. Despite this being a home-based position with no client-exposure, the expectation remains that the candidate dress appropriately for work – including heels, make-up, and suitable attire to reflect the nature of the job (marketing, design, youthful and dynamic brand — think Moxie’s –etc.). Interviews are being scheduled at this point, and I would appreciate it if you could send me two photographs of yourself as well as responses to the following questions:
1) preferred schedule
2) salary expectations
3) minimum and maximum hours per week
4) preferred dress attire
5) flexibility – in terms of hours, schedule, pay, dress attire, etc.
6) interview availability on Thursday between 7pm and 11pm – are you available and for what slot?Looking forward to your response.
Thank you,
Raj.
It’s slightly taboo but still funny and actually kinda cute …. lol
.... Says What?