Archive for the 'Funny Things' Category

11
Nov
09

I’ll Be Damned – LOL!

09
Nov
09

Kat Williams & The Smile

This mugshot is pure hilarity :D

SMH! The story is ==> here <==

06
Nov
09

Adorable Copy & Paste

03
Nov
09

SMH!

Graffiti Album Cover

This picture pisses me off more than the beating. Is that wrong? I don’t really care. It’s the truth.

02
Nov
09

No Homo. That’s Gay

Funny, on point, relevant and perceptive.

30
Oct
09

Lil Wayne Cake FAIL!

I’m laughing SO hard right now. The cake is ridiculously fucked up.

I tip my hat off to Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger for providing their 14 year-old daughter Ireland with this lovely cake.

Looks good doesn’t it? What’s better than a slice of Wayne’s mouth bling or perhaps his black licorice dreds? Personally, I want the forehead tattoo piece, tyvm. WEEZY!

What’s even funnier … this cake looks more like a Loc’d up Affion Crockett:

27
Oct
09

What Kinda Employer Response Is This!?

I sent out my resume to a prospective employer for a personal assistant/office administration position. After reading this email I’m almost certain you will feel how I feel .. he wants more of a “personal assistant” than an office administrator.  It’s not really in my field but beggers can’t be choosers. I’m mixing it up as far as where my resume goes BUT …. this is just out of hand. There are SO many red flags and problems  with this email (which I bolded). Clearly, I have no plans to respond. All feedback is MUCH appreciated and welcomed – lol:

Thanks for your application — I wanted to provide a few more details regarding the position.  I am essentially looking for someone who can join my home-based business on a part-time basis, and provide administrative / personal assistance on a wide range of activities, including filing, paper-work, marketing assistance (concept, design, modeling, etc.).  The selected candidate would be working out of the Mississauga area near Dixie and Dundas, where my home-office is located.  Schedule is flexible or can be flexible, and part-time hours are also available.   Desired candidate should be very personable, outgoing, flexible, etc.  Despite this being a home-based position with no client-exposure, the expectation remains that the candidate dress appropriately for work – including heels, make-up, and suitable attire to reflect the nature of the job (marketing, design, youthful and dynamic brand — think Moxie’s –etc.).   Interviews are being scheduled at this point, and I would appreciate it if you could send me two photographs of yourself as well as responses to the following questions:

1) preferred schedule
2) salary expectations
3) minimum and maximum hours per week
4) preferred dress attire
5) flexibility – in terms of hours, schedule, pay, dress  attire, etc.
6) interview availability on Thursday between 7pm and 11pm – are you available and for what slot?

Looking forward to your response.

Thank you,
Raj.

24
Oct
09

Great Condom Commercial

It’s slightly taboo but still funny and actually kinda cute …. lol

23
Oct
09

Mike Epps On Chelsea Lately – Hilarious!

He’s high as shit and I love it. He’s so sexy to me. Cute lil thing.

23
Oct
09

Internet Vs. Real Life Rant

Don’t sit there and tell me what you put on the ‘net isn’t a reflection of you or your current mind state. Fuck that. You’re delusional. The world-wide web is home to the real and the fake but I would hope the people I meet and KNOW on it are nothing but real. At the very least, I’d expect them to be the same online as they are in real life. I say this because I only know GROWN people. Children do things like create fake net personas.

I was just told to pay no attention what’s put on someone’s facebook because it’s usually done to throw people off. Off what!? lol … Now, if I wasn’t personally affected I wouldn’t care. Your facebook is YOUR facebook. Do what you want but when you are telling me things that are SUPER serious; when you claim to be showing me things that are VERY serious, I’m going to be looking at your actions to see if you are contradicting yourself. And YES, that includes your actions towards me in person, on the phone AND on the ‘net. The internet is just as important a communication medium as the phone or face to face speaking. It’s not the most ideal means but its an important one. If you deny that you’re lame. Social networking is HUGE for our generation. Do NOT discount its influence.

I’m not a person that’s going to take ANYTHING you say seriously if you are contradicting yourself in real life. Hell, on my facebook I claim to be married. But I can DO that because there are no men in my life that I’m leading on to believe they could be my man. Right now, it’s in all good fun. However, if I ever find myself in a position where I’m dating someone I would change that status. Simple.

You tell me that you want to marry me. You tell me that you want me to have your child (no exaggeration here) and then a few days later you have relationship status changes on facebook, youtube links dedicating songs to your “boo” and status updates implying you have a shorty you’re feeling? And I’m supposed to think what you told me is the TRUTH!? LMFAO. Facebook or not, I’m not looking at WHAT you are posting so much as the fact you ARE posting it!  There is a difference. To me it says a lot about your character and where your head is at. What’s the reasoning behind doing that? You SAY it’s to ward people off that are trying to holla at you but you have the choice to NOT say anything at all. Instead, you consciously CHOOSE to contradict yourself.  Personally, I believe you want a reaction. You want me to ask questions. Perhaps you may even want to make me jealous. If anything, all it does is turn me off, push me farther away and deepen my already skeptical nature of you.

And don’t further piss me off by telling me I’m trippin’ for believing what I see online rather than what you are showing me. You must think you are showing me something that goes above and beyond what I’m seeing online. You are wrong. Also, don’t wish me good luck with “all that”. It’s a slap in the face.

I don’t appreciate the mind games.

You people past the age of 23 need to grow up and realize the ‘net is the ‘net but who really goes online past the age of 23 to be “someone else” or allow people to believe they are someone else? If people are that nosy and in your business, try lessening your online presence. Or eradicate them from your life altogether. It’s really not that hard.

One thing about ME, and anyone that truly knows me will vouch for me when I say, my online “persona” directly reflects my “real life” persona … What you see is what you get. There is no frontin’ over here. I surround myself with like-minded people … I just wish you would do the same.




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